“In a shocking turn of events, the White House was rocked by the discovery of cocaine over the weekend. As bookies jump on the action, Hunter Biden emerges as the odds-on favorite as the possible culprit. Overseas sportsbook BetOnline.ag has given him +170 odds, placing him at the top of their list of suspects.
Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, follows with +800 odds, while “”One of the Jonas Brothers”” carries +1000 odds. Surprisingly, even Angelina Jolie finds herself in the mix with +1400 odds. At the bottom of the pack, we find President Biden and first lady Jill Biden with +15000 and +10000 odds, respectively.
Another gambling site, Sportsbetting.ag, confirms Hunter Biden as the overwhelming favorite in their lineup. Hunter enjoyed the Fourth of July fireworks in Washington, D.C. from the White House.
Bovada, a Costa Rica-based sportsbook, is slightly more generous to Hunter, listing him as their +200 favorite. A “”Tour Group Guest”” takes the lead with -400 odds, while “”Janitorial Staff”” trails behind Hunter with +1000 odds. Even the “”Secret Service Special Agent”” is mentioned as a possible suspect with +2000 odds.
Of course, there are some outlandish culprits listed as well. Tony Montana from the movie “”Scarface”” is given +50000 odds, and even President Trump is included with +5000 odds. It seems everyone wants a piece of the action in this sensational scandal.
The cocaine was discovered by a member of the Secret Service in the West Wing, leading to an evacuation of the building and an emergency response. President Biden was not present at the time.
2024 Republican presidential contenders wasted no time in taking shots at the Biden administration. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis jokingly remarked, “”I think a lot of us have believed that the Biden administration has been blowing it on a lot of fronts, but I guess it’s a little bit more literal than even I had thought.””
Former President Trump also chimed in, questioning the intended use of the cocaine and suggesting it was for Hunter and Joe Biden. He predicted that the media would downplay the incident and soon make it disappear.
Authorities are currently investigating the matter, and Fox News Digital will continue to follow this story closely. Stay tuned for updates on this shocking White House scandal.”
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